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Welcome to Zoo Game Site, a collection of free online zoo games. We’ve done our best to find and present to you the best and the funniest of the free internet games involving zoos and animals in general. Whether you wish to play a zoo game, or get an embed code to add it to your website, we're the place to be. So step right in, kick your shoes off, and play some of the most amazing, addictive zoo games on the Internet.

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If you’re looking for a fun puzzle game that has the extra animal cuteness factor – we’re the place for you - we have match-up, zap down and spot the difference games featuring some of the fuzziest animals known to man, just waiting to be played. Or if you need a place to practice kissing in public without being noticed by nosy spectators – we’re the right place to come – when it comes to public displays of affection nothing beats kissing at the zoo. If you’re wondering what a day at the zoo might feel like but are too lazy to go out or don’t have a zoo near by – join Emma and see how her day at the zoo goes, and play spot the difference at the same time. Learn why animal cruelty is bad and why we should do our best to respect the authority of zoo guards by playing the Zoo Slacking Game, which will make you wonder how cute little girls really are and why oh why do parents let them go out unsupervised. We will even give you a chance to play a zoo host directing people to the animals they wish to see and helping them discover the wonders of the animal world. So whether you’re looking to help organize a zoo, or cause mayhem in one – Zoo Games Site is the place for you.

As you have probably already realised, many amazing, magical or just plain weird things can happen in a zoo game – and here is a list of our favourite completely impossible things that happen in zoo games:

The Wonders of Zoo Games

The one thing we here at Zoo Games love about the world of flash games is that it is not overly concerned with logic and rationality. Our take on the matter is that when we feel the desire to have things fit neatly into their place as prescribed by common self the best thing to do is to get off the Internet and look for reason elsewhere. But, when we feel the need to get wacky, weird and a little bit silly the world of flash games is the place to go. For all those who, like us, enjoy the occasional trip out into the world of unreal and illogical, we have selected some of our favourite funny bits of zoo games:

 In Zoo Dodgem game lions, elephants, rhinos, giraffes, bears and even a zebra can ride bumper cars. Not only that, but they can also use rockets and land mines in hopes of winning the bumper car war. None of the zoo authorities seem to mind the fact that the animals are riding cars too much, and a lion will not jump out of his car and eat a zebra which just bumped into him.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Dodgem Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Zoo volley game penguins, pigs, pandas, hippos and hedgehogs can play volleyball. Not only that, they can also set up an international array of volleyball courts to play on. All of this without the zoo staff noticing.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Volley Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Zoo Transport game penguins can drive trucks, and generally seem to be playing the role of zoo employees rather than zoo occupants. Our theory was that they struck a deal with the zoo authorities and are working as drivers in order to earn their freedom and leave the zoo once and for all.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Transport Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Cool West game penguins manage to escape from a zoo and turn into evil invaders and are trying to take over a farm, while cows, sheep and squirrels are able to sling shot themselves kamikaze style and destroy the evil invades, sometimes even exploding in the process.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Cool West Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Happy Cute Zoo game various baby animals including a bunny, a tiger, a lion, a panda and a racoon seem to enjoy being dressed up in human clothes, and also seem to stand incredibly still while you put the clothes on them. If you ever tried to put a bow around a kittens neck, you will know how unlikely this is, and yet, through the magic of zoo games it all becomes possible.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Happy Cute Zoo Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Snoring Game, elephants can snore so loudly that they keep an entire zoo awake and bring upon themselves the wrath of all the other animals, while owls don’t fly, pig just roll around if they are pushed, zebras can jump up several meters while cows definitely seem to defy all laws of physics (we here at Zoo Games think that has something to do with the four stomachs they have).

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Snoring Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Zoo Island Game lions can be blue and solve puzzles, and seem to have no desire to eat other animals, and can carry loads of things around even though they have no visible pockets, or opposable thumbs for that matter. Other animals in this zoo seem to do the strangest things as well – from baking cakes to playing with kites and building bridges.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Island Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In animal park decoration game a zoo and zoo animals can do pretty much whatever you tell them to. So if you choose so, this zoo game allows you to put an elephant on a tigers head, or a panda onto a cloud, or a giraffe on a lions back without anyone getting maimed or eaten, or even just scratched a tiny bit. You can even make the sun crash into the ground or place a a hamburger stand on a rainbow if you decide that would be a good idea.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Animal Park Decoration Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Zookeeper Dress-up game you can make a young lady zookeeper carry a raw stake in her hand, with no gloves, pots or dishes. Also, if you are that kind of a person you can make her wear horrendous outfits no self-respecting lady would wear in a million years. We here at Zoo Games aren’t saying you should do this, but we’re also not saying that it isn’t fun.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zookeeper Dressup Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In The Liberators Game zoo animals can turn into superheros when faced with a worm infestation. Their super-powers are many and varied – a pig can fly and split into two pigs in mid air, a bunny can suspend himself in mid air and rotate slowly allowing you to point him at yr wormy enemies, while a panda can increase his own size tenfold making him a force to be reckoned with.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play The Liberators - Return of the Worms Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Zoo Builder game people are willing to visit a zoo with no animals – as long as you have a few gift shops you can still make money. They are also completely willing to pay to see the same animal as many times as you will display it, so for example if you have fifteen lion’s dens one next to another, the visitors will still enjoy them all.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Builder Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Baby Zoo Daycare Game baby animals are delivered to their carers by way of conveyer. I am not kidding; the animals sit on what looks like a very colourful production line and are delivered to your daycare centre on it. Also, all animals seem to wear dipers, even panda, and everyone bottle feeds from the same bottle – which seemed horribly unsanitary to us here at Zoo Games.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Baby Zoo Daycare Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Zoo Décor game you can fit twenty schoolchildren and an elephant onto a lion’s back, you can move Bambi and his mother into the middle of a lake, make a clown ride a deer and put zoo fences around people only leaving the animals on the outside looking at the humans, if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for in a zoo game.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Decor Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the ZooPreme Accuracy game a Sasquatch can take over a zoo, making all animals crazed and incredibly aggressive, which means you can shoot animals with a bubble-gum gun, or a slime gun or even throw stink-bombs at them, all in order to tranquilise them. And no one seems to think that shooting an animal with a slime gun would make it angrier rather than calm it down – that is the magic of zoo games.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play ZooPreme Accuracy Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Funny Zoo game you can get into a rock-throwing war with a monkey without the zoo authorities ever noticing. Even when the main protagonist gets hit by the monkey’s stones and starts crying like an annoying little baby there seem to be no guards, carers or vets around to stop the madness, and so the war between man and monkey can continue until one is completely defeated.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Funny Zoo Game and make sure we are not making this up.
In the Zoo Heaven game all animals are telepathic and seem to be able to tell you what they need and when they need it, by projecting small clouds with either food or brooms or water when they need feeding, cleaning or are thirsty. I imagine the life of so many zookeepers would be a world easier, but possibly a little bit boring if real animals acted like the ones in this zoo game.
Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Heaven Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In UFO Joe game aliens’ main priority once they came to Earth was to create a zoo filled with all our exotic animals, such as cows and sheep. Also aliens are capable of intergalactic travel and generating traction beams, but seem to be completely unable to make a ship that won’t crash and burn after the first few bumps on the road. We are not entirely sure how such a sensitive craft survived having so many large animals in it, but I suppose that is only one of the many wonders of zoo games.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play UFO Joe Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Tarzan Jump game Jane, who previously rejected civilisation in order to come live in the jungle with Tarzan, suddenly decides that she needs thousands of diamonds for their first anniversary. And if that is not that difficult to believe, consider this: where or where does the king of the jungle store all those diamonds when he is only wearing a loin cloth?

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Tarzan Jump Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Emma – a Day at the Zoo game, a little girl is allowed to eat unlimited amounts of ice-cream throughout the day. And also, a little boy, let’s call him Timmy falls into a an animal den, and can be saved only if you are quick enough to stop the differences between the two versions of the story.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Emma - A Day at the Zoo Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Kissing at the Zoo Game it is forbidden for people to kiss in a zoo. Why this is so, we here at zoo games fail to understand, but one way or another every human in the game seems to be incredibly annoyed at the fact that two young people may be in love and want to kiss in a zoo.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Kissing at the Zoo Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In Zoo Matching game an evil lizard can zap other animals with electricity. If you’ve ever seen an alive lizard you would probably expect him to attack with his tongue, but no this coldblooded vertebra does it with his mid. Luckily for other animals he can only do it if he finds two animals of the same species that he can zap at the same time, otherwise for one reason or another his evil zap ray does not work.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Matching Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Funny Zoo Puzzle Game every time you manage to match up two animals of the same species they disappear in a magical cloud of stars. We here at Zoo Games were wondering whether this was in order to make a mating game PG rated, or is this really a magical zoo where things like this happen, and to tell you the truth we are still not quite sure, but I personally like the magic version of the story much better.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Funny Zoo Puzzle Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Fun at Zoo game all the animals are ecstatically happy. Now this may not seem like such a strange event, but if you think about the fact that all these animals are living in captivity, and if you compare them to the animals you see in a regular zoo, being overwhelmed with joy does not seem all that likely. We here at Zoo Games discussed it at length and decided that the most likely explanation is that the keepers add a little bit of something special to their daily food portions to take the edge off life in captivity.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Fun at Zoo Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Zoo Slacking game a spoiled little girl may manage to paint a zebra, throw bananas at monkeys and even steal some flowers without suffering any repercussions. She will not be able to do this without your assistance, but if you help her out she may commit a whole streak of mischief and never get into trouble at all.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Slacking Game and make sure we are not making this up.

In the Zoo Frenzy game it is entirely possible for a zoo to be about twenty meters square, and that people still need a guide to show them where the animals are, even though the zoo is so small that they should be able to see it as soon as they enter. The even more surprising development is that everyone seems to be quite happy to pay a guide $10 each time they take them to an animal cage. It sure is a sweet job being a guide in a zoo game.

Sounds too crazy to believe? Play Zoo Frenzy Game and make sure we are not making this up.

 

 

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